Warning: Adult Content
Wake up, to break up…
Me: Oh Lord. Morning wood.
Brad: That’s not much wood.
Me: It’s enough. Oh my God, it’s getting bigger just talking about it.
Brad: Of course it is. It isn’t deaf.
Me: Well put some ear muffs on it.
Brad: I’ll put some muff on it.
Me: Here we go.
Brad: Just look how it’s resting on it’s own bed of balls. Your nose could do that.
Me: My nose isn’t tired.
Brad: Look how happy and youthful it looks resting there.
Me: If by ‘youthful’ you mean ‘old and wrinkled.’
Brad: [whispering] Careful. It’s listening.
Oh look! That’s an old cowpoke.
You’ve got something I’d like to poke.
Slow down, I wanna take a picture.
I got something you can take a picture of.
Yellowstone National Park
Man, fly fishing is huge out here.
I got a fly you can fish something huge out of.
Will you ever grow up?
I got something growing up right now.
Here’s a tip, ‘shut the fuck up.’
I got a tip for you.
OMG. I was really behind the ball on that one.
I got some balls you can get behind.
This never gets old.